Fauns actually rule the world. God didn't create the universe. The Big Bang didn't. Fauns did. Fauns watch you, all the time, and if you do something a Faun doesn't approve of, YOU GO TO FAUN-HELL, where Anti-Fauns torture you for all eternity. But Fauns are all-loving. Although they created Anti-Fauns. But they do love you. All you have to do is pray to the Fauns in your head, and happiness will engulf your life, just like the starving children in Africa who do so everyday. But so we can send missionaries to do the Fauns' work, the Fauns request that you send them money. Yes, yes, MONEY! Fauns NEED money!
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2007-09-17 03:48:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
In a nutshell, the Gospel of the Faun is pretty much the same as any other gospel I know of.
2007-09-17 03:54:03 · answer #1 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the opposite of Faun-hell? Where are the rules? What do Fauns not like? Is there a head Faun?
You need to think about these things before creating you religion, because people will ask questions and you should have answers for them.
2007-09-17 03:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by MrMyers 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting theory, but I'm not going to faun all over you because of it.
2007-09-17 03:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fauns seem so much more fun than physics or the drowning god... I'll go with your idea! lol
2007-09-17 03:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is faun another word for Democrat?
2007-09-17 03:51:13 · answer #5 · answered by Mystine G 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
~ Katelyn OR Kaitlyn << Personally the conventional is the one spelling I like of this identify, however out of those offerings I decide on Katelyn ~ Haylee OR Hayleigh << I honestly decide on Hayley or Hailey, however out of those offerings I like Haylee nice. ~ Mikaela OR Mikayla << Mikayla =) ~ Adelyn OR Adalyn << Adelyn (regardless that I pronounce this as [ADD-uh-linADD-uh-lin] and Adeline as [ADD-uh-lineADD-uh-line] ~ Jasmyn OR Jazmin << Jazmin =D
2016-09-05 16:54:04 · answer #6 · answered by cother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever
2007-09-17 03:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by Kaliko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh. That's pretty fauny.
2007-09-17 03:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by wondermus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, now I'm afraid of fauns too
2007-09-17 03:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know or have any idea of what you are talking about.
2007-09-17 03:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by Vivian S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋