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Just the other day, my daughter asked me:
What's the difference between sit up and sit down?

2007-09-17 01:24:55 · 12 answers · asked by Westport 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting

12 answers

My 10 yr old son asked me if the world is round, and there was a traffic jam, would some idiot try to pass all the other cars? lol

2007-09-17 01:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Last week, I was driving my 4 1/2 year old to a party, and he asked me "Mommy, who is G-d?"

I was so impressed with his question, and it was not such an easy one to answer, especially when I was concentrating on my driving!

I fumbled a bit, but I answered him that G-d is the one who made everything in the whole world, and He is the one we are talking to when we say grace. I also added that G-d is everywhere, but we can't see or hear Him.

Then two days ago, my son wanted to rehash the information I'd given him, so he said "First, G-d made Himself, then He made everything else."

I had a good laugh (although not in front of my son, since I wouldn't want to hurt his feelings!)

2007-09-17 01:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by Victoria 6 · 1 0

When my son was three he came running out of the bathroom telling me he had eggs in his pants. I asked him why he put eggs in his pants and he said no momma not real eggs these are attached to me. I almost peed my pants untill he asked me why he had them and what were they good for. I sent him to his dad for that talk. I didn't have a clue of what to tell him. His dad told him what his eggs are realy called and that they weren't good for anything but trouble. He told his dad that they were not trouble they were to keep his bird from being alone. Oh at what kids can come up with no matter what their age.

2007-09-17 02:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by rooksgirl17 2 · 1 0

Well, my child was sick the other morning so 4:30 in the mornign she woke me up for a cough drop. When I put her back in her bed her sister sat up and asked me "Mama, what's Lung Disease and Heart Disease?". lol She's only 7. I just had to laugh and tell her we'd talk about it in the morning :-).

2007-09-17 09:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Melba 4 · 1 0

When leaving the spinal specialist a few weeks ago (for my bulging disc problems...) my 8 year-old asked, "Is this cause when I was little, I used to step on a crack when you made me mad???" Too cute! (I told her yes.)

2007-09-17 18:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by betternher 5 · 0 0

When my son was about 10, he came in the house after playing and said "Mom, what's a brothel?" LOL Where that came from, I have NO IDEA!!!!!

2007-09-17 02:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My twin daughter Kylie asked 'When daddy grows up will he be a man'? lol he was 27 at the time .......they say kids know it all !

2007-09-17 01:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by Autism's Beautiful Face 7 · 5 0

on viewing our marriage video my child asked me where are we and why did'nt we take them to such a good funny party where all people are in fancy dress.

2007-09-17 01:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

my son who is six just asked me if he continues to cuss and lie will jesus send him to hell... it threw me off guard and i had to explain to him the difference between what jesus wants him to do and what he wants to do knowing it is the wrong behavior to cuss and lie.

2007-09-17 11:11:28 · answer #9 · answered by THE UK WILDCAT FAMILY 10 6 · 0 0

"If I am your baby ,did I grow in there" pointing to my abdomen-"Why am I black and you are white" 'you are my mother aren't you ", "Was Jesus a black lady or a white lady""Can we bake Jesus a birthday cake, brown -with writing on top"
She was just learning English and all of the built up questions came pouring out at once.

2007-09-17 01:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by Bemo 5 · 1 2

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