There is a dangerous virus being passed around
electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called
Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your
boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your
jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest
grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take
the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you
do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected
and WORK is controlling your life.
:-)
2007-09-17 01:16:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Infectious Diseases
how about givin me a star if you like it :-)
2007-09-17 01:26:31 · update #1
im glad you all like it there is more to come so watch for them ;-)
2007-09-17 02:53:34 · update #2
well u had me going for a minute-heres a star grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2007-09-17 07:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry - you can buy Survival Kit Immunisation Voiding Employment (SKIVE) packs from the chemist.
Loved this question thank you, will be printing it out to give mates the warning
2007-09-17 01:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by barneysmommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it! You forgot a remedy or two, one is SMOG "Sue Microsoft over games" and of course the famous TURD or "The uncle rich died". You may also want to read my new book "Shoplifting for Fun & Profit" or it's companion book "Make That 3 to 5 Count, Learn a Trade" You do deserve a star for this.
2016-05-17 04:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it i had the antidote last night and have a day off today so i think i will be safe for another week thanks for the warning, it made my day.
2007-09-17 23:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by fruitcake 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha i like it ! since u mention it , it seems i have developed a severe allergy to WORK and i will endeavour to neutralise the problem with some of this WINE!thanks 4 the advice .
2007-09-17 04:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will hit me on The 7th October 1st year students/Freshers.
Oh! please help me before I do some irreparable damage.
Question can I overdose on the medicine (WINE)/(BEER)?
Will WHISKEY work(sorry) Work.Help,Instruction ,Stabiliser.Kicking,Each,Youth.
Please help! the day of Freshers week rapidly approaches.
University Lecturer...
2007-09-17 01:40:01 · answer #6 · answered by watercress kebab 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-09-17 01:55:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the warning, I wondered what was happening to me, and now I know!!!!
2007-09-17 13:12:55 · answer #8 · answered by chicababe231 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny i gave you a star!!!
2007-09-18 04:32:42 · answer #9 · answered by jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long did it take for you to figure all that out?
You have way too much time on your hands.
EMT
2007-09-17 07:27:28 · answer #10 · answered by emt_me911 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋