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A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you, you're off your face!"

2007-09-17 00:31:17 · 18 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

lol you can have a star for that one

2007-09-17 00:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by bellatrix 6 · 0 0

LOL lOEL . I like silly bar jokes its the twist in the punch line.Wont star blond joke but will this one.

2007-09-17 00:45:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-09-17 00:39:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Very good
Did the nose just run along?

2007-09-17 00:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HA!ha!HA!

2007-09-17 00:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ASK HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE IT TAPED TO HIS FACE TELL HIM TO WAKE UP TO HIMSELF OR YOU WILL SPEND YOUR MONEY ELSE WHERE .MY FAVOURITE SAYING FOR THIS SITUATION IS DON,T COME AROUND HERE GET GOING BOOT OFF.

2007-09-17 00:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by JAMES N 1 · 0 0

Was it called Parker?

2007-09-17 00:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by Goat Whacker 5 · 0 0

funny yes

2007-09-17 01:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by Oregon 3 · 0 0

not the worst joke i have ever heard.

2007-09-17 00:36:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

definately gave me a giggle..star for you!

2007-09-17 04:37:01 · answer #10 · answered by Lou 3 · 0 0

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