An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
2007-09-17 00:28:44 · 14 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha that was funny ok star for you :)
2007-09-17 00:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by casha1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,you deserve a star for that
2007-09-17 11:36:05 · answer #2 · answered by Lou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id give you a star if I could
2007-09-17 08:08:50 · answer #3 · answered by Oregon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 07:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Hilarious!
2007-09-17 07:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by tinkerbell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good star
2007-09-17 10:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!!
i've heard it before but it still made me smile!!!
thanks for posting. :)
2007-09-17 08:17:56 · answer #7 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-09-17 14:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by Flobo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-09-17 07:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oohhh, great!
gosh, he'll be really disappointed!
2007-09-17 08:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋