loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the c0ck was missing.
He knew about the c0ck fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c0ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c0ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up!
“No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY c0ck?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
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Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling
his crotch", one whispers to the other.
"Just ignore it", is the answer. "Easy for you to say. He's using my
hand!"
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2007-09-17 00:00:42 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one man, good one
2007-09-17 03:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-17 07:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!
2007-09-17 07:33:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank You very much !!!
You did it again... Oh yeah, the Irish !
the Catholics, they are "special"...
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PS.: I like the joke with the girls in
the movie-theater too...
Aaron.
2007-09-17 08:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
GiddeeeYapp...star!
For the gals - "I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE LAST GUY ON EARTH, JUST TO SEE IF ALL THOSE WOMEN WERE LYING TO ME."
2007-09-17 07:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too funny....thanks Conan.
2007-09-17 07:05:13 · answer #6 · answered by hello world 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-17 07:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kool :) :D go on keep up the spirit
2007-09-17 07:09:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee those made me smile :-D
2007-09-17 07:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by cafeene_rush21 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..that's a good one
2007-09-17 07:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by bj_807 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋