Some Pick Up Lines.. ?

Question

Tell me what you think ?

1.) hey baby i bet u can tell i dont wear deoderant !

2.) if u were a poptart id eat u

3.) ur cute can i poke u ?

4.) u remind me of a hamster.. can i keep u ?

6.) my momma said not to talk to strangers but ur really purdy

7.) if u were a raccoon and u liked steal id let u steal my heart

If you couldnt already tell.. Im kidding lol
This is just to have fun so relax
Laugh a little u know ? Sastimasa

Answer 1

wat about..

if ur right leg was thanksgiving n ur left leg was christmas..
could i spend sum time between the holidays ?

:P dont yell at me !

Answer 2

okay that **** was wack..this is what a female is gonna say bacc to u.


FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Answer 3

Pick-up lines really don't work with women. Maybe girls. You need to be more original......maybe the link below will help? Somehow, it came to MY e-mail address......thinking I am a man, not a woman, I guess. Anyway, I don't know who this guy is but I got another funny e-mail from him today about re-writing the "Wedding Crashers" rules. It was funny enough that he deserves a small shout out....;-) I'm just going to cut and paste his e-mail as is.....spelling errors and all. I hope it helps you! Good Luck! (^-^)

Hi. You know, guys are always looking for some secret
guaranteed-to-work-scripted-chat-up-lines that can seduce
every single woman on this planet. Yes, it would be cool
if there were "seven magic words" (or any of that junk)
that you could use to instantly attract women, but here's
the truth: there aren't.

CHEESY PICK-UP LINES DO NOT WORK! Use them, and you
will end up like most guys : Lonely and sexually frustrated!

I can tell you some important things about pick up
lines though. First of all, it's not just what you say, but
also HOW you say it that is important. Most guys try to
memorize or think of dozens of "cool" pick up lines to use
on women, only to stutter or sound like horny perverts when
they actually say them.

For a start, you want to speak slowly and clearly
when you use a line on a girl. You should also look for
SIGNALS that you can approach her before you do. The eye
contact test I mention all the time is very important in
this case. You want to let her know you're interested BEFORE
you surprise her with a pickup attempt. Most guys just
suddenly appear out of nowhere and throw out some cheesy
pickup line that the girl has probably heard a dozen times
already. Of course these suckers are going to get rejected!
So please...use the "silent pickup line" (eye contact)
I teach all the time before you try a verbal one.

You should also have GOOD POSTURE when you approach
a woman. (Actually, you should ALWAYS have a good, confident,
and grounded posture if you wanna become good around the
ladies.)

As for the line itself, STAY AWAY from any cheesy
pickup lines out there. They are only going to get your face
slapped.

Personally, my pickup lines tend to be:


1) Compliments
2) Small Talk
3) Questions


Every woman and situation is different, so whatever
I say is usually "made up" on the spot with lighting speed.
(And trust me, the more woman you approach, the easier this
will be.)


For example, if I see a girl with a cool earring or
whatever, I may walk up and say "Hi. I really like your
It looks quite pretty. Where did you get
that?" Then when they answer, I reach out my hand and say,
"Cool. Well, My name is < >. What's yours?"

Or I may make some small talk about the environment.
Like about the weather, etc.

Now...an interesting fact...the most important thing
about a pick up is actually NOT the line itself, but
what happens AFTER. How many times have you approached a
woman, said a pick up line, but then paralyzed in horror as
there was a dead silence?

Most guys think pick up lines are for "picking up
women for sex", etc. They think a player can just say some
"secret" pick up line that arouse a woman instantly and then
go home with them. That's NOT true. The REAL purpose of the
pickup line is to LEAD to the next level - the small talk/
conversation. The only way you can get a woman to come home
with you is if you TALK with her first, and the whole point
of the pickup line is to OPEN UP CONVERSATION.

So make sure you MOVE FORWARD right after you use a
pick up line and try to carry on the conversation. (Which is
a whole different skill in itself.) You want to ask open-ended
questions and get her to keep talking, etc.

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Marius P.

Answer 4

answers to ur pick up lines!
1.yeah couse u stink!
2.if i were a pop tart id run away from you!
3.um ur ugly can u piss off?
4.no couse i got rabies so stop touching me!
5.never judge a book by its cover.
6.if i was a raccoon id have better taste than to steal you!

Answer 5

My only hope is that you're a) not serious or b) like 14.
Any pickup line sucks, and these suck sideways.
Sorry to tell you. As a fan of pickup lines you might not like so much truth.

Answer 6

Girls hate lines. Why do guys think that is going to get them anywhere? If a girl falls for a line, she is so stupid or desperate, she is not worth having!!!!

Answer 7

To the girl above - you only had one pick-up line in your life????? :)))

u remind me of a hamster.. can i keep u ? is funny. i would like it. nothing wrong with pickup lines, at leats you know where you stand. :)))

Answer 8

i think you need help. how about:
my face leaves in five minutes and i want you to be on it.

your lips are redder than a baboons ***

i'm the one your momma warned you about.

Answer 9

they are really cheesy. i once had a pick-up line on me. quite a lame one. the friend came up to me with this guy and says 'it's my friend here's 21st birthday, and he has yet to receive his first kiss. will you be the one to give him his first kiss?'. i just walked away.

Answer 10

bet they dont work