Our 13 year old niece spent last night with us. When we dropped her off at home, my sister-in-law asked how she behaved.
"She was an angel," I informed her.
"Really?" she questioned.
"Yes, really. A perfect angel." I assured her.
"I just don't understand. Whenever she is with you she is well behaved. Whenever she is at home, she is a monster. She misbehaves for everyone else. In fact, the teachers at her school drew straws to see who would be stuck with her in their class. How come she always behaves for you?" My sister in law asked.
"I don't know. I guess I just have a way with children. I also try to educate them as well. A child is never to young to learn." I answered.
"What do you mean. What did you teach her?" She inquired.
"Well, for instance, children need to learn about death and dying so they better understand this process. I explained this concept very carefully to her." I informed my sister-in-law.
"Really? You explained this to her at 13?" She asked dumbfounded.
"Well, actually she was much younger when I explained this. She now understands death perfectly. Which is good, because it makes threatening her with it, much more effective."
2007-09-16 21:48:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wish I had someone in my family who was like you.
My aunts and uncles are a bit...occupied with their own monster children.
But I'm pretty well behaved, I think. Teachers only say that I'm too quiet. That's all....And I behave well in front of my parents and guests and all. I guess my parents taught me well when I was smaller.
2007-09-16 22:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by jasmine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-05 16:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-09-23 12:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius. My teacher from a few years back tried a similar trick with our class and it worked too^^
2007-09-16 22:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by Pickles 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever, clever Auntie
2007-09-16 22:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good training, EARLY!!! That is a good one. I'm copying!!!
Tell Buddy good morning!!
That is very funny & a star for you!!
nfd♥
2007-09-17 01:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only wish someone had told me this a few years ago. It would've been very useful.
2007-09-17 01:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by jan c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my dad!
2007-09-17 00:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one
2007-09-22 14:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, fear works just as well as respect.
2007-09-16 22:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋