A Somali arrives in Saskatoon. He is a new immigrant to Canada. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having me in such a beautiful country of Canada!"
The person says "I no Canadian, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees, he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful Canada."
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not a Canadian."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a Canadian?"
She says, "No, I am from Jamaica!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her,"Where are all the Canadians?"
The Jamaican lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work."
2007-09-16 21:35:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one it made me laugh but my cousin didn't seem to get it!!
2007-09-17 02:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hi--i'm an American living in Canada. Even my Canadian husband on occasion provides me a annoying time for being a Yankee. i assume all individuals are seen Yankees even nevertheless i'm from the South. besides, no person has ever been antagonistic in direction of me. each and every of the "American" jokes do get somewhat tiresome nevertheless. persons are often asking me approximately President Bush and why he's doing this or that---like i be attentive to. i did no longer even vote for him. Canadians are an extremely laid back human beings. they do no longer seem to be haters and that they might not take care of you badly only because of the fact you're an American. maximum folk understand that the american government is break free the traditional citizen and that we don't unavoidably accept as true with our government each and every of the time. this is amazingly ordinary for an American to assimilate into the Canadian lifestyle as the two are so similiar. I definitely have an accessory so human beings be attentive to authentic away that i'm no longer from right here yet in any different case no possible be attentive to if i did no longer tell them. Our friends right here like razzing me approximately Bush, gas costs, and the unusual approaches of the individuals even nevertheless that's all in sturdy exciting. I only tease them back and ask them the place the polar bears and penguins are!
2016-11-14 16:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by chatan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder I am the first to answer this here...
Canada is such a nice country and pride lies in itz receptive nature.
Wonder who else will answer here... No use increasing the resolution date...
:-)
2007-09-16 21:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as a proud Canadian i am offended for our immigrant population, most of whom are very productive members of our society. it is offencive "jokes" like these that perpetuate stereotypes and breeds mistrust in our neighbours. i hope you are never placed in the situation of being in a strange country and trying to ..... aw hell ..... funny joke
2007-09-22 22:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one even though i am nowhere near Canada hahaha
2007-09-16 22:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by witch2order 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
might be a wee bit more accurate in the US instead of canada lol
2007-09-24 05:09:44 · answer #6 · answered by Ami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY ! 2 points
2007-09-21 09:10:26 · answer #7 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny....I heard he come to the USA!!!
nfd♥
2007-09-17 01:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think there were that many imigrant in Canada.
2007-09-17 00:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha!!
2007-09-16 22:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋