Y'know, I just happen to adore Paul Simon and I see there's a whole lot of questions about him on this here yonder R&S board. I tried to find and answer 'em all but I'm afraid I probably missed a few. This is a dire problem. Unless I answer those questions, the people who asked them will remain forever ignorant about the man I love and thus may start a religion in his honor.
These people must be stopped! Please, if you notice a "Simon-y" question I haven't answered, point it out to me. Goodness forbid the poor man be hung on a cross and martyred! He's so cu-uuute!
*Mad hugs* Thank you. Y'all rock, ya know that? I think I may have some extra cookies in this here bag too... want some?
2007-09-16 20:28:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BAD HADES! BAD! (But to show you that I am a good Atheos-following atheist I gave you a thumbs-up anyway). :-D Dude, seriously. Don't speak if you don't know all of Simon's music. I'm going to have to shove it down your throat with those cookies otherwise. You are BLASPHEMING and you may be spending eternity listening to "Bridge Over Troubled Water" on 8-track over and over and over again if you don't repent...
2007-09-16 21:21:33 · update #1
Cookie please!
I was getting worried when I saw all the Paul Simon questions...I thought he'd died or something and I was about to start blubbering miserably.
Paul Simon songs have seen me through the best of times and the worst of times. Mrs Robinson is the sexiest song! Boy in the Bubble always makes me hypo for some reason. Scarbough Fair (although it's not technically his) is the best lullaby and I did an assessment on it in high school and scored an 'A' (thankyou Paul!) And how can you NOT dance to Diamonds on the soles of her shoes.
Damn...now you've got me hungering for some Paul Simon songs...methinks I'd better go hunt down some CDs and have a listen.
((((Thrice))))
Gaauauuuurrghhhh someone just said they don't know who Paul Simon is... I think I'm going to faint
2007-09-16 20:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Here are some cookies to prepare you for what I am going to say.
Oh I love you thricey but if god exists Paul Simon is satan, at least his music is.
Edit-I'll never repent It is like they managed to put Nembutal into radio waves. If I thought really really hard I might be able to think of a song or two that won't make my ears bleed. But hey if my choice was Simon or christian rock then Paul Simon rules.
Just wait till you hear what I have to say about Paul McCartney.
2007-09-17 03:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
the link between the two is the same as it is for everyone else...
i've always loved paul simon...i recently got the first season of sat. night live and him and art garfunkel are on there. it's really cool.
while i believe him to be a very spiritual man he doesn't seem like the martyr type...
mmm...cookies and coffee
(((hugs)))
bb
2007-09-17 06:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I understand you concern. That is presisely why the body of Moses was not found. It would just be one more religion to fight with the others. You seem to have some inside source. Were you in the music industry? Just curious.
2007-09-17 04:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Hey Special Monster! ~ well its that bridge over the troubled waters!! Thats the link!!
Ariel
2007-09-17 05:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by *~Ariel Brigalow Moondust~* 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Paul Simon IS God.
((((Thrice))))
2007-09-17 03:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by grapefruit 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
i know Paul Simon.... but who is god?
2007-09-17 03:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jilan A 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
check my profile thricy... i've asked a couple :)
is that Oprah I see up there?
blessings :)
2007-09-17 13:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I do not know who paul simon is or his conection with God. sorry.
2007-09-17 03:47:41 · answer #9 · answered by Mim 7 · 2⤊ 5⤋
What have you been smokin' ???
2007-09-17 03:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋