At the end of the night a Marine leaves a bar.
Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over.
He proceeds to kick her several times and when he's done he bends down to her and says, "Not as tough as a Marine, are you Batman?"
My question then is, do you have any better ones that I could save?
2007-09-16 19:14:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Hon, go to WWW. MILITARY.COM, they have all kinds of military jokes and some much funnier than that one.
2007-09-16 19:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sgt Little Keefe 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How the countless military centers use distinctive terminology: while advised to 'shelter a development:' The army seems each and every of the lighting fixtures and locks the doorways till now leaving for the day. the army surounds the development with minefields, concertina ware and arranged to preserve it to the death. The Marines point the development (and each thing interior of three blocks) with an excellent air strike then assualt the rubble with fastened bayonets. The Air rigidity symptoms a 4 3 hundred and sixty 5 days hire with an option to purchase.
2016-11-14 16:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better jokes
2007-09-17 03:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by As You Were 85 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do Marines have their names sewn on the back of their pants......so the navy guys know who they are cornholing.
2007-09-16 19:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by chi-town12 3 · 4⤊ 4⤋
I don't like you joke and I don't see our military as joke material.
2007-09-16 19:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by LindaAnn 4 · 1⤊ 6⤋