a big dude came up and whacked him in the neck, knocking him to the floor. "that was a judo chop from Japan" he said. 10 minutes later, the little guy was knocked off his stool again with a swift kick. " That was a karate kick from Korea" said the bully. The little guy storms out of the bar, mad as hell. Everyone laughs and goes about their own business. Several minutes later there is a loud thump, and the big guy is knocked out cold, on the floor, bleeding severely. The small guy says "When he wakes up, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!"
2007-09-16 18:54:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.
good on him.
that's what we need, small people to stand up for themselves and not let bullies get away with it.
thanks for posting.
2007-09-16 21:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bloke was watching the footy when his unattractive, fat wife walked in holding up a packet containing a glow-in-the-dark condom. The bloke cringed at the sight as the thought of having sex with his not-so-hot wife made him feel sick.
His wife handed him the condom and said "i'm going to go to the bathroom and get naked and get myself ready, while i do that... you go in the bedroom, get naked, turn the lights off and put on the condom. Then i'll come in... look for the condom glowing and jump straight on it!" And off she went to the bathroom.
The bloke began to panic, but then he went into the bedroom and turned the lights off. He then shouted over to the bathroom "READY!"
His wife burst through the door and took a gigntic leap towards the glow, she then let out the most painful cry as she discovered that the bloke had stuck the condom on the bed post!!!
2007-09-16 19:05:13 · answer #2 · answered by My Used Romance 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like that one because guns don't have to solve all of our problems
2007-09-16 21:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Serves him right for picking on a small guy!!!
2007-09-17 03:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by myturn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a good one! OUCH!
2007-09-16 19:02:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great! Very cute joke!
2007-09-16 19:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!
ha-ha! star 4 u!
2007-09-16 18:59:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry but did not find it as interesting as the others!
2007-09-16 21:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by sruthi s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn! That's pretty painful!
2007-09-16 19:06:12 · answer #9 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one!
2007-09-16 20:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by Jean Anderson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋