A blonde gets a job working for the highway department painting the yellow lines on roads. Her new boss tells her she must paint 12 miles a day. The first day she paints 17 miles and her boss is super impressed. Wow she is doing a great job he thought. The next day she painted 12 miles. Not as good but still meeting the requiremnts her boss thought. On the third day she only painted 5 miles. Her boss was worried and arranged a meeting with her to express his concern. He said you were doing so great whats wrong? Well the blonde sighed, every day I get further and further from the paint bucket.
2007-09-16 18:37:45 · 9 answers · asked by Honey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blonde jokes are awesome! I'm trying to keep my eyes open cause I feel so tired and the class presentations are droning on and on. Thanks for the joke. :) Here's one... What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block
Lol
2007-09-16 20:32:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah Kat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A bloke was watching the footy when his unattractive, fat wife walked in holding up a packet containing a glow-in-the-dark condom. The bloke cringed at the sight as the thought of having sex with his not-so-hot wife made him feel sick.
His wife handed him the condom and said "i'm going to go to the bathroom and get naked and get myself ready, while i do that... you go in the bedroom, get naked, turn the lights off and put on the condom. Then i'll come in... look for the condom glowing and jump straight on it!" And off she went to the bathroom.
The bloke began to panic, but then he went into the bedroom and turned the lights off. He then shouted over to the bathroom "READY!"
His wife burst through the door and took a gigntic leap towards the glow, she then let out the most painful cry as she discovered that the bloke had stuck the condom on the bed post!!!
2007-09-16 19:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by My Used Romance 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
She was supposed to carry the paint bucket with her as she went along! She was sleep as f*ck!
2007-09-16 19:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I've heard a million times before but I still love this joke and tell it to anyone who hasn't heard it before!
2007-09-16 19:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha that is hilarious 10/10+ a star
2007-09-16 21:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-09-16 18:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one :)
2007-09-16 19:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by Arwen 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOOK UP
LOOK DOWN
LOOK ALL AROUND,
SEE MY THUMB?
GEE, YOU'RE DUMB.
2007-09-16 18:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by mary 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL
2007-09-16 19:37:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋