After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV. No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV than her door bell rang. There stood her date. He took one look at her and gasped, "I'm two hours late - and you're still not fu**ing ready?"
2007-09-16 18:31:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
maniac. these are jokes.
2007-09-17 10:12:53 · update #1
two thumbs up.....
and soooo true
2007-09-16 18:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What did he expect? He should have called her to let her know that he was going to be two hours late! Sh*t, I don't blame her! In my opinion, she did the right thing!
2007-09-17 02:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!
i would've slammed the door on his face!!
please don't tell me that this is a true story that happened to you!!!!
lol!!!
2007-09-17 03:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by maniac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-09-17 02:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke would have been better without referring to the curse word which was unnecessary.
2007-09-17 02:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
hahaha clever
2007-09-17 03:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jean Anderson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-09-17 01:56:00 · answer #7 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah nice
2007-09-17 01:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by krazyklwn66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-17 02:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by debrasearch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha'' that's funny & fun''
2007-09-17 01:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by bigturkeyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋