An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30 pounds! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from 'skippin' " the Irishman said.
2007-09-16 18:28:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny !!
the chick above has a bad attitude and maybe
she needs to drop a few pounds.......
2007-09-16 18:37:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Cute. Now look out for Father Feck and Father Dougal. I'm sure they'll want to get even with you. Over a pint, of course!
2007-09-17 02:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That Irishman was dumb as f*ck! Why would he "literally" skip the whole day away? Well, it paid off!
2007-09-17 02:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
30 pounds! I'm going to do that diet! Yippee!
2007-09-17 02:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i heard this joke before but with a blonde instead of an irish!!!
good turn...i like it!!!
i was getting sick of the blonde one!!!
2007-09-17 03:51:46 · answer #5 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that has given me an idea...
The Irish man was not that dumb afterall...
2007-09-17 03:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's good....keep it up....!! By the way.., you better look behind your back....you never know when an lirishman about to kick your ***....
2007-09-17 01:54:26 · answer #7 · answered by richard wong 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha
2007-09-17 02:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2007-09-17 01:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-09-17 02:24:27 · answer #10 · answered by debrasearch 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋