I just want to know what others think about this particular routine my girlfriend and I do.
I get off work earlier than my girlfriend, and whenever she comes home from a long day at work, she gets undressed completely, except she leaves her bra on. The she goes to check her e-mail.
However, before she sits down, I have to sit in front with my back facing the chair, and I lie the back fo my head on the chair and relax.
She then sits on my face, and checks her e-mail, myspace messages, blogs, etc... this whole ordeal may take from 45 minutes to an hour. So in the meantime she's sitting on my face. The weight on my face is heavy, and it's warm, but it's bearable. I can breathe through my nose, but barely, since my nose is wedged between her buttocks.
After she's done we go about the rest of our day doing whatever (watching TV, reading, going out to dinner, movies, etc.).
I just want to know your opinion on this; if you think we're a weird couple or what. Peace
2007-09-16 18:19:07 · 47 answers · asked by Warren Peace 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Mojitabean: Yes, she's only passed gas once before.
2007-09-16 18:24:59 · update #1
Daddy's Little Princess: I'm in my 20's, not 30's.
2007-09-16 18:47:42 · update #2
thats awesome. props to u n her
try a vibrating sofa chair next time
2007-09-16 18:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Girlfriend Sits On My Face
2016-10-19 03:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe put your head on the bed instead of the chair? You say her weight is heavy on your head and you can barley breathe? Why do you let her sit on your head for 45 minutes? Also if she farts gas LOL! Or has an oder LOL! To me this is weird! It is like you are letting her take over so she can be the boss of your relationship.
2007-09-16 18:34:37 · answer #3 · answered by Hmmm... 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should get yourself down to Staples mate, they've got leather reclining office chairs for only £30 ... it'll give your face a break if she's got something comfier to sit on ....
I take it you wash your face when you go out afterwards?
2007-09-18 03:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you dont mind I and she doesnt mind it I guess I sounds fine I mean Im sure everybody does thing that are a little out of the ordinary so it's whatever makes ya'll happy!
2007-09-16 18:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some Guys have all the luck. Some guys like to ***** and complain, Iz Like its best when she sits on me face. You dig Brough ham. Just watch out for those weird tan lines, if you are out in the sun.
2007-09-16 18:26:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very creative. All couples should have customs/traditions that are unique to them. The only problem I see is passing this tradition on to any children you two may have.
2007-09-16 18:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by equal_opposites 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i know you are not serious.
NO woman would let you be that close and not want something else.
also, she would snap your neck. you should have said you lie down on the bed. your way, your head would have to bend at least 90 degrees.
but if you were serious, you would be normal. what happens between two consenting adults is normal.
liking the book "war and peace" is also normal.
2007-09-16 18:38:46 · answer #8 · answered by Jr. is angry 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Um.. wow, well do you like it?! I mean if you do then sure your a normal couple but if you don't like it then you should talk to her because if its just an everyday thing, i think that you should talk to her lol
2007-09-16 18:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Weird perhaps, but i think every couple are permitted to have their own weird routine.. =) Just take it as "our" own thing for both of you..
2007-09-16 18:23:14 · answer #10 · answered by LadyN 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kinda weird but aslong as you both like it thats cool!
2007-09-16 18:31:16 · answer #11 · answered by Chrissy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋