2007-09-16 18:17:46 · 12 answers · asked by chris l 1 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
the question isnt is he awesome. Him bein awesome is never in question
2007-09-16 18:30:38 · update #1
Is he awesome? He sure does wear a lot of tight jeans...
2007-09-16 18:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by wldntulike_2know 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Chuck Norris went back in time (and he could) and fought himself, the energy released by that fight would implode the Universe.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. And you may be only seconds away from death.
2007-09-17 06:34:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris counted to infinity . . . twice.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar. His shirts get erections when they touch his body.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago. The Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
I can go on forever. Chuck Norris is so awesome, just because.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
2007-09-17 07:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is awesome because he is Chuck Norris.
2007-09-17 07:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by Ray H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hysterical.
But actually, Chuck was a champion back in the 60's, when there was no protective equipment and all the foam hand and foot gear. He really kicked a$$! He fought all the top competitors.
2007-09-17 11:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by Darth Scandalous 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, he never cries...
The Bermuda Triangle used to be a square, until Chuck Norris gave a round house kick to one of the corners.
Chuck Norris once saved a drowning lamb, gave it mouth to mouth, then round house kicked it in the head to show, "what Chuck Norris giveth, Chuck Norris can Taketh away.
2007-09-17 02:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by espike845 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he actually is a Jedi, and he uses the Schwartz...
God bless Mel Brooks
2007-09-17 07:43:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is just awesome
2007-09-17 01:26:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has earned a good reputation with TV and martial arts fans.
2007-09-17 01:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by back from the dead 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is CHUCK NORRIS!!! that's what makes him so awesome.
PS: under his beard there is no chin just a third fist
2007-09-17 01:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋