2007-09-16 17:17:07 · 20 answers · asked by don't touch my mullet 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
omg.... lol. i wouldnt even know
2007-09-16 17:21:51 · answer #1 · answered by luv2dance 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Can Live In Your Paradise?
To Jehovah my God.
May I reside in Your Kingdom?
2007-09-19 11:54:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would not ask, but I would tell Him, "Jehovah God, our God of Love, Jesus is our protector for our children. We need for the return of Jesus to come. The human devils are destroying our children every which way. The human devils are raping the innocence and purity from Jesus children. Send your beloved son Jesus Christ to earth. If not for the adults, do it for our children. In Jesus name, Amen & Amen.
2007-09-19 12:37:05 · answer #3 · answered by Debs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's next weeks US Mega Millions lotto number?
If he did exist and if I had asked something more meaningful or important like what's the meaning of life or the secrets of the universe I doubt anyone will believe me....
2007-09-17 00:23:24 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Facepalm 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If he was real, I would ask why haven't you answered everyone's prayer? Or Why have you not shown yourself to the entire world?
2007-09-17 00:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no lottery numbers, gamblings bad, yes, eventually you come to your senses, no 53, ok rob, dee you know better- proof denies faith. the rest of you- watch bruce almighty. funny movie. i like the clapper. good running gag....oh set and lizard mama, come on, now children. you know better.
2007-09-17 00:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So, what exactly are the eternal secrets of the universe?
2007-09-17 00:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can I become a more peaceful, compassionate person?
2007-09-17 00:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by Colin 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only thing I truly want to know is "Why the platypus?"
Peace.
2007-09-17 07:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Where were you during 9/11? What were you thinking then? Never mind. You were probably too busy preparing for a welcoming party for the souls of these victims to your magical kingdom.
2007-09-17 00:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by noanswer 3 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Why does he love a sinner like me?
2007-09-17 00:25:58 · answer #11 · answered by David S 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋