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I`ve been sneaking sugar into her food, but it seems not to be working as quickly as I`d like.

Can you suggest any other ideas to make her round and porky?

2007-09-16 14:22:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

16 answers

italian foods
cheese
pizzas
pastas
potatoes

2007-09-16 14:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by me 5 · 3 3

Take her out to dinner every night and then go back to your house for a movie and make sure you have a lot of TV snacks!
Why on earth would you wanna do that is beyond me though!:-)
If my husband was sneaking things in my food to make me gain even a pound secretly,I'd cut his head off and eat that!!!:-)

2007-09-16 21:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by Jen C 4 · 5 0

If I were your girlfriend who found out what you were doing, I would be so mad at you since I am trying to lose weight.

This is seriously detrimental to her health.

If you really like fat girls, dump the skinny chica and ask a chunky monkey out. I don't mean that to offend anyone.

2007-09-16 21:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by realcutie 2 · 5 0

Is she too skinny? Or you wanted to make her fat so that no other guys will love her and take her away from you?
Try giving her some chocolates and flowers. She will think it's all about love and will not notice it's your plan to make her porky.
Anyway, please consider and respect her preference as well as her health.

2007-09-16 22:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by Littlestar 3 · 2 0

Smores!

The Rat

2007-09-16 21:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Give the girl a break and find a Fat girlfriend.

TMD

2007-09-16 21:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by The Mad Doctor ™ 3 · 3 0

Can you not accept her the way she is, if you love her? I'm sure she is sweet enough as it is without having to put sugar in her food.

2007-09-16 21:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by Zheia 6 · 3 1

Swap her low cal food with the sinful versions, but put them in the low cal packets. She'll be a chunker in no time. x

2007-09-16 21:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

What? why would you want to get your girlfriend fat, have you fetish for large girls or something, does she know what you are up to.
Have you considered what you are doing to her and her health, and the consequences if/when she finds out.

2007-09-16 21:31:59 · answer #9 · answered by Tom M 5 · 6 2

You make it sound like you are going to eat her!

2007-09-16 21:31:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sure. Pregnancy works just fine! And it only lasts 9 months just in case you dont like it!

Why does SHE want??????????????????

2007-09-16 21:28:37 · answer #11 · answered by bak2deefuture 3 · 2 0

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