2007-09-16 13:38:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The bridesmaids are all the priests dressed in drag. They love the wedding day because they get to wear corsets, garters and bra's :)
But does the bride wear 'something old, something new and something blue'? I wonder how that'd work!!!
((((Zilla))))
2007-09-16 16:42:18 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The physical church is the bride of Satan.
We as individuals spirits are the brides of Jesus, if we are found worthy.
The bridesmaids are those spirits that are lacking to become brides, but are worthy to become a Son of God the Father, therefore are invited to the wedding of His Son.
2007-09-16 20:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Madonna, Britney Spears, and Geraldo Rivera
2007-09-16 21:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The old ladies who play the organs?
2007-09-16 21:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by Pete K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The atheists. *hangs head* Stuck for eternity in godawful taffeta nightmares...
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2007-09-16 20:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Nuns.
2007-09-16 23:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where's Frankenstein in all this? He's married, right?
2007-09-16 20:51:44 · answer #7 · answered by jung_son24 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is damn funny. LOL
2007-09-16 21:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
$-$-$-$-$ & $.
2007-09-16 20:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by MJR 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
IDK, are they cute?
2007-09-16 20:47:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋