railroad ties. He tried to get it out,but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard anoise and turned around. To his horror, he saw a train coming.Panicked, he started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks,and I'll stop being bad!"Nothing happened; his foot was still stuck. He looked up to see the traingetting closer!He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out, and I'll stop swearing andI'll stop being bad!"Still nothing. His foot was wedged tight. The train was just seconds away!Little Johnny struggled frantically as the train's horn blared.
He tried his plea one more time, "God, please, if you get my foot out ofthe tracks, I'll quit being bad, I'll stop swearing, AND I'll stop tryingto look up little Mary's dress."Just as the train was about to hit Johnny, his foot broke free and he fellbackwards, the train narrowly missing him.He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward heaven, and said, "Thanksanyway God, I got it myself.
2007-09-16 13:03:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fot ought and his girlfriend tried to help but they dident notice a fraight train was comming, mowed them both down,, johnny held her and wasent going alone,bummer,, davis calif,, true and happend sept,,3 07, maid my train late,,hi sky, iam bunned,out couse new, girl thinks a neighbor of hers said i loved her after 1 date ha ha, wasent that good,???,<>R<>
2007-09-16 13:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by traylorrandy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 13:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He tricked God, or God helped him and he didn't give god credit hm... funny though
2007-09-16 13:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 ,lol
2007-09-16 13:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! the rating i give it is 20/10. :)
2007-09-16 13:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that lil Johnny , will he never learn.
2007-09-16 13:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-16 22:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-16 13:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-16 20:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sucked.
2007-09-16 14:19:47 · answer #10 · answered by Just a Salamander 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋