A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting women walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscentities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal_mart greeter said pleasantly "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly women stopped yelling long enough to say "He** no they aint. The oldest one's 9 and the other ones 7. Why the he** would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got lucky twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
2007-09-16 12:56:18 · 12 answers · asked by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 12:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I luv WAl-Mart. Plus greeters rn't always there.
2016-05-21 04:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but you didnt have to put the swear words in. im not reporting you just because of the stars in place of the "ll"s
2007-09-16 13:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats the best one i have heard in a long time
2007-09-16 13:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by Moni Bee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny!!! I wonder what the kids where thinking!!! LOL =]♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠♣♦♠
2007-09-16 13:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by Jaimjaim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow ,I thought you were serious until the punch-line! Good one!
2007-09-16 13:07:14 · answer #6 · answered by willy444 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one star for ya
2007-09-16 13:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats hilarious!!! star 4 u!
2007-09-16 13:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it before.
But actually its hilarious.
2007-09-16 15:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by krazyklwn66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-16 13:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋