One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. Just give it a urine sample and the computer'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
2007-09-16 12:41:46 · 10 answers · asked by kdd_angel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he he... gave u a star...
well worth the star... that got a laugh out of me ...
thanks mate, keep them coming
2007-09-16 13:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Ric C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-14 15:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm telling the technology these days!!! LOL that's funny its like a counselor and everything at once!!!=']
2007-09-16 13:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by Jaimjaim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 12:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was really good! good job! star for u!
i wonder what it would say if u put george bush's or bill clinton's urine sample in there?.....hmmm...
2007-09-16 13:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by Savannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny....
great computer.
2007-09-16 13:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some one already posted this joke . but it is still funny
2007-09-16 13:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahhaaha, very smart computer.. nice whered you get it?
2007-09-16 12:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by GeTtHeExTrAcReDiTcUzIaM2mUcH4yOu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's alright, that's alright...
2007-09-16 12:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!!!!
Here's a star!
(It's worth it............I hope)
2007-09-16 13:17:57 · answer #10 · answered by No One 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋