An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.
From morning til night she was always complaining about something.
The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with
his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the
field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump,
and began to eat his lunch.
Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag,
complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule
lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the
head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something
rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he
would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement, but when a
man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then sh ake
his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer
about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old
farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the
women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say
something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress
was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men?" the minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
2007-09-16 11:56:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 12:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was bad! I would rather put a bomb in the vacuum or a small explosive in the camera.
2007-09-17 07:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best joke Ive head but pretty good
2007-09-16 12:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-09-16 12:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good...
2007-09-16 12:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by SiSi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that is my new favorite joke!!!!!
*Go you!!*
2007-09-16 12:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one..
2007-09-16 13:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he..... ha ha ha.... ho ho ho.... I love it
2007-09-16 12:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by Ric C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋