>
>An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come
>back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks
>great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace
>with God?"
>
> George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so
>he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
>bathroom,
>poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off."
>"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
>
> A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
"Ethel," he
>says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe
of
>his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and
> poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof!
the
>light goes off?"
>
>"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
>
2007-09-16 11:23:57 · 13 answers · asked by Shorty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Glad to be on your list Shorty. I would have hated to miss this one. Still laughing. Going to definetely pass this one around.
Take care.
2007-09-17 04:30:17 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why combination up all complicated theories and questions? Peace comes with a controlled and easy suggestions, it would not contain complexity. suggestions administration= Peace. God or No God, that's not significant. No physique's considered god quite, a minimum of no longer maximum of them. We merely have 'faith' and to appreciate God we ought to make certain him/her/it. until eventually then ought to we be without peace? no want, merely meditate
2016-11-15 09:52:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-16 11:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 11:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best one I have heard in a while
2007-09-16 11:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one! Keep them coming.
2007-09-16 11:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by msrtampa04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO @ "small giggle" that was funnier than the joke
2007-09-16 11:34:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before but still as funny, star!
2007-09-16 11:39:14 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but in a gross way.
2007-09-16 11:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Small giggle.
2007-09-16 11:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋