John calls his boss in the morning, "I cant come work today I feel really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I wont be in."
The boss says, "You know John I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a ********. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later John calls, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you've got a nice house."
2007-09-16 11:02:11 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that reminds me,
ill return your sparekey tomorrow sean.
your wife and daughter work really well as a team.
2007-09-16 15:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by krazyklwn66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie*.
It wouldn't surprise me if it did get deleted. I know of question's been deleted for no reason what so ever. Just some idiot on here with nothing better to do, than go round flagging questions
2007-09-16 18:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a different version. His name wasn't John. That would have been removed!!
2007-09-16 18:08:56 · answer #3 · answered by jack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a word Hilarious
2007-09-16 18:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genius!! excellent joke :0)
2007-09-16 18:06:34 · answer #5 · answered by xxfliteratixx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! Niceee lol
2007-09-16 18:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by : ] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke; but kinda cute. I don't see any reason to remove it.
2007-09-16 18:24:53 · answer #7 · answered by fallen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant joke Sean.!!!
10/10.!!!
He did follow is boss's advice, lol.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!
2007-09-17 01:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa! It probably will be removed, but it's a good one while it lasts!
2007-09-16 18:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg love it! star 4 u
2007-09-16 18:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋