Tom Cruise gets up one day. Looking in the mirror, he's admiring his body. "Mmm, looking good today Tom," he says. He then gives his pecs a little squeeze- "Mmmm, feeling good Tom." He suddenly notices a funny smell, takes a whiff of himself and almost chokes- "Fuċk, I smell awful!"
So he goes to talk to Katie. "Katie," he says, "there's something wrong with me!"
"Well you look good," says Katie, walking toward him, "and you feel good," she says giving him a little squeeze, then suddenly "Fuċk Tom, you smell fuċking awful! Get to the doctor!"
So Tom goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong!"
"Well, take a seat and I'll examine you," says the doctor. "Hmmm. Well, you look good Tom...... and you feel pretty good..... oh dear God you smell awful!" So the doctor goes over to his medical books to make a diagnosis.
"Do you know what's wrong with me Doctor?"
"Lets see Tom. So you look good, you feel good but you smell awful........
2007-09-16 10:58:29 · 11 answers · asked by J S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
........ ah yes, here we are."
"You're a ċunt."
2007-09-16 10:58:52 · update #1
haha sick but funny!! :) star!
2007-09-16 11:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by hello :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 11:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did i miss a line here
2007-09-16 11:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! star 4 u
2007-09-16 11:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny:)
2007-09-16 11:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, one of the best jokes i've ever heard. i can't stand that geezer, so good effort and excellent diagnosis, doctor.
2007-09-17 02:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great one there James.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!
My lady's smells great, lol.!!!
2007-09-16 21:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny :) but not all cu*ts smell
2007-09-16 11:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by sweetie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats so great
2007-09-16 12:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by diggerml 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
2007-09-16 11:09:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋