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And what's with all the "Bridge Over Troubled Water" questions today?

2007-09-16 10:43:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I think there's a Paul Simon fan in our midst, Windom. I hear she's a hot, sexy number with lots & lots of cookies. Shhh. Don't tell anyone.

Seems God has created lots of trouble, so the bridge is definitely in question. That is, IF God created anything. I'm more into the Biggish Bangy side of things and evilolution. Shhh. Don't tell anyone.

(((WE)))

2007-09-16 19:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Even if he did create something he couldn't fix, why would he be dumb enough to create something he can't control?

and that's an ENTIRELY different concept as to humans. he created humans with choice so we can choose to love him...just clarifying that in case anyone was about to make a comment on my answer.

to pattexas- i haven't read the whole bible, so i'm not sure if bridges were included. BUT technically, when moses split the sea, he made a bridge...only it went right through the water and not over it.

2007-09-16 17:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1 1

I've got my money on Simon & Garfunkel and the guy who designed the Golden Gate

2007-09-16 17:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by Brendan G 4 · 2 0

Is it Paul Simon's birthday or something?
Does no one appreciate The Sounds of Silence?

2007-09-16 17:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 4 0

No God cant do anything against His very nature.

2007-09-16 17:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. It would be a 'Bridge Of Sighs'.

2007-09-16 17:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 1 0

That explains why there are no bridges in the Bible.

2007-09-16 17:46:30 · answer #7 · answered by Chapter and Verse 7 · 2 1

"Could God microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it"--Homer Simpson

2007-09-16 17:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No. With God all things are possible!

2007-09-16 17:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yes, but he still "Loves you like A Rock" so it's OK!

2007-09-16 17:46:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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