A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Mom, it's my LOVE dress!! Don't you like it?" I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over" replies the mom.
When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is naked. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my LOVE dress. It keeps the marriage spicy!"
Later that night the mom decides to try it for herself. When her husband comes home, he gives the same reaction: "Honey, what are you doing?" she give him the same answer her daughter gave her, "It's my LOVE dress! What do you think of it?" Her husband thinks long and hard and says, "I think you should have ironed it!"
2007-09-16 10:38:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bless, guess I better iron 'my love dress' too. Brill LOL LOL
2007-09-16 23:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have one of those and don't matter how many times i wash and iron, the creases won't come out, pmsl another good one
Have a star
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2007-09-16 22:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww, poor mama just lost some self esteem. Well someone had to tell her those wrinkles weren't hot! lolz, keep em coming..
2007-09-16 12:18:51 · answer #3 · answered by Savannah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 10:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that was ssoo funny have a star.
2007-09-16 11:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHa
2007-09-16 10:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by trish 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pmsl...first time I heard a B day suit called a love dress.....star
2007-09-16 11:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 07:35:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldie, but still funny
2007-09-16 11:00:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HaHa! Spot on!
2007-09-16 11:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋