"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.
"Has she started to neglect you?"
"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache."
"So what's the problem?"
"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a *****, die!'"
2007-09-16 10:35:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sounds just like my missus
2007-09-16 10:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lmao a clear sign not to fall asleep before her....thx for the laugh....star!
2007-09-16 11:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 10:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you must remember to wait til he's snoring before you whisper anything girls, pmsl, you on a roll hun, keep it up
Have a star
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2007-09-16 22:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao star for you,[thats how I feel about my Victor Meldrew]
2007-09-16 10:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but that one just didn't make me giggle or anything. You should make a little twist or something at the end, cause it kind of was...
2007-09-16 12:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by Savannah 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh dear, poor man, he better watch his back!!! LOL LOL LOL
2007-09-16 23:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-09-16 10:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Small giggle.
=]
2007-09-16 10:40:06 · answer #9 · answered by Tally 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha excellent
2007-09-16 20:21:09 · answer #10 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋