blonde joke?

Question

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female

boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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Star if funny?

a guy walks into a bar and orders 10 of everything. he downs it in 10 minuets then he orders 5 of everything. he downs it in 5 minuets then he orders 3 of everything downs it in 3 minuets and the bartender asks if he wants more and the guy says no thanks im going to go home and blow chunks. so he goes home that nights and blows chucks on the floor up the stairs in the kitchen in the bathroom .

he goes into the bar the next day and orders 1 drink the bartender says you . the guys says no last night i blew chunks the bartender said ya i woul have the shits also if i drank all that. the guy say u dont get it chunks is my dog

Answer 1

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 2

very funny, you get a star

Answer 3

Haha! Funnyyy! :D

Answer 4

they were funny good one...