A chicken and a horse are playing in a field. The horse falls into a mudpuddle and can't get out.
He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him.
The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's mecedes and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the bumper and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle.
He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead.
The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his tool, and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks!
2007-09-16 09:43:00 · 18 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA that's the best one I've heard all night. 10/10
2007-09-17 13:15:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-09-17 03:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant golden oldie!
2007-09-16 16:58:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 17:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is a first I've heard that one before !! It's a classic like you!
2007-09-16 18:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excelent, pmsl... a well deserved star for ya
2007-09-16 18:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's true,but have a star.
2007-09-16 17:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL ! A STAR FOR YOU !
where do you find thease funny things ?
2007-09-16 17:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it have a star on me
2007-09-16 16:51:07 · answer #9 · answered by andy c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEP
always worked for me!
2007-09-16 16:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋