A Happy Marriage?

Question

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife
quietly said, 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said,
'That's twice.'
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once.'"

Answer 1

hahaha he knows better then to do it again, star

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Pre- Sorry for typos..... ! Happier? Humm I would have to say out of the some 50 or so couples I know, it would seem as if they do in fact have a great sense of true happiness and partnership between them. My ex-girlfriend and I joined a swingers group, made great friends, attened ( and still do) as well as hosted many events geared toward the 'lifestyle'. It was a little different for us then most couples, as we are a same sex couple! At first in our 'coumminty' ( 3 years now) it was odd to see us.. but after time... it was a fit.. Swingers I feel have FAR LESS bs drama than the I cheated on my husband/wife route. Hell, all I know is my own relations and events I have attended. FAR TO MANY ppl think it is a meat market of sex and spit changing, however, I have YET to run into this type of animal like 'acts'. We go to 'normal' clubs, bars, dance halls, hotels, etc....the only real difference I have seen over the years... We are FAR less likely to fight, bicker, worry if Jane is snogging Jim's wife/husband or if someone crossed a line... because EVERYTHING is on the table.. there is no reason to hide behind a mask and bs.. and less of course it is one of our costume parties! AND let me make another side note. MANNERS!!!!! You will NEVER find a member ( not an 'outsider' looking for ***) talking to or acting like trash to one another. It is a MAJOR turn off/offense to grab, poke, prod, touch, assume or take liberites in anyway with any of the members. We talk about what is 'ok' LONG before the hand stikes 12, so to say, on the clock. It voids all issues of stepping on toes, because RESPECT is the basic minimum NORM! If you lack that, you will quickly find yourself being asked in a pleasent but stern way to remove yourself. You become friends and even if there is someone in the group you may not be fond of, again RESPECT is how it is handled. So do I think they are happier? Well as being one of 'them' I would say yes on a dime! We all have problems and things that tick us off, but when you have the freedom to sit over dinner and openly talk about that hot Lady or Gentlman across the room ( even if no intention is there) what does that leave to hide or lie about from your other half? Nothing really... With Money and Sex being the 'devil' in relationships and the secrests about them being the pitchfork? Whats left if you have none of that? Nothing but compromise and understanding of the person you share your soul with....

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 6

LOL there's a lesson to us all in there somewhere.

Answer 7

Be Jesus Is she Irish?
Excellent

Answer 8

Is that what Hannah did to you Jim is that your little secret!! hahahahahaha!!

Answer 9

Nice.

Here, have a star.

Answer 10

I like that