I'm a white, fat, lazy, overfed America. Which country can I move to where I won't starve to death??

Question

I really want to travel and maybe move to another country out of America for a little while. Any suggestions of where I won't have a problem getting a job and living?

Answer 1

Venezuela is nice you probably will love the country from pictures i saw they have plenty of fruit trees and places to fish there is probably plenty of work there and gas is 15cents a gallon. oh and also free medical care you cant beat this place from what i hear from my boss you have just as much freedom there as you do here .

Answer 2

Read it and weep chica......Countries with the largest overweight populations
Rank Country Overweight population aged 15 and over (OECD Countries)
1 United Kingdom 39.0
2 Mexico 38.1
3 Austria 37.0
4 Portugal 36.8
5 Australia 36.7
6 Germany 36.3
7 Czech Republic 36.2
8 Iceland 35.9
9 Spain 35.3
10 Greece 35.2
11 New Zealand 35.2
12 Slovakia 35.2
13 United States 35.1
14 Netherlands 35.0
15 Luxembourg 34.4
16 Norway 34.4
17 Hungary 34.0
18 Ireland 34.0
19 Italy 33.5
20 Sweden 33.1
21 Belgium 32.7
22 Denmark 32.3
23 Finland 32.2
24 Canada 32.1
25 Poland 31.7
26 Turkey 31.6
27 Switzerland 29.4
28 France 28.1
29 Korea, South 27.4
30 Japan 21.6

Answer 3

Your first of all a huge Liar !!! Your not an American and your degrading our citizens that live in America. With a name like Paris, your French. Just stay in France and you'll be ok. Stop dogging on America. You yellow stripped gopher. No American would describe Americans like you just did. And if you are an American, then I suggest you go to France. They Love Americans , ha !

Answer 4

Costa Rica, France, Mexico, South Africa, Puerto Rico, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Portugal, Namibia, Palau, Malta, New Zealand....

Answer 5

Germany. When I lived in Germany, it was very much like living in the US except for the language. You'd probably like Munich. There's even a life size statue of George Washington there. You will feel right at home.

Most Germans are very well educated and speak English also, so the hardships will be few. You will have the option of being able to get on a train and seeing other countries while there too.

Answer 6

you can go anywhere you want. alot of the stereotypes of other countries are not realy true they are just ways to make america feel good about themselves. find out the climate and lands resources to suit you best, the rest will work out if you want it to work out. make sure you have all your immigration information. and visit the place before leaving so you can get a feel for it and check out how the people are if they accept newcomers. but if they accept new people like us americans do you better leave at the first note of the banjo music lol.

Answer 7

I think you need to joint those illegals that marched in the amnesty marches of 2006-2007, most of them too were also on the mucho gordo side as well

Answer 8

Why don't you go to Cuba. I hear that the Castros love American defectors. Or you could move to Iran and get a job denouncing the American government. That would seem to be right up your alley.

Answer 9

I would say don't go to South Africa and Belgium. They will expect you to work hard for a living!

Answer 10

Why don't you join the military and do something instead of whining about this country in which you were so blessed to be born in, and tell those who have fought and continue to fight for your freedom, why it is you don't want to be in America and why you devalue them. You ARE lazy.

Sleeze.