Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A: They like to "go" first class!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A: A bachelor.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A:St. O'Claus!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A:Sure, they're green with envy!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A:To keep from falling in the stew!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A:Sure, they're great at shorthand!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A:He took a shortcut!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A:Short ribs!
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A:Because they're very short - tempered!
2007-09-16 08:47:57 · 16 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha funny ones. I love the Irish and they are always up for a laugh!
:-)))
2007-09-16 10:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL>....you deserve 2 jokes in return I went to the men's room and went inside a bathroom cubicle. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other cubicle saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's room but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........... I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the guy say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!" ______________ A man comes from overseas to get a job as a tree trimmer in the US. For his job, he has a huge knife and attempts to walk through airport security with it. The security officer asks "Where are you going with that knife?" The man replies "I go to America to chop bush!" CHeeRIoS
2016-05-21 02:12:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in his chilli?
One more would make it too faurty.
2007-09-16 09:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by CARL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Leprechaun and a #ooker?
A: A little F*cker
2007-09-16 09:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jim the little irish puggy x no one laughs louder at themselves than the owld irish x nice one and a star x
2007-09-16 09:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol being Irish I loved these thaught they were so cute
Gonna pass them on to the family
Another star for ya
2007-09-16 11:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent,
from your half Irish compadre!
2007-09-16 09:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All very cute but I liked the bachelor one best !! Hannah YOU RULE!!
2007-09-16 11:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice to know you haven't forgotten about the people from Ireland like me for example. Thanks for those. Made me smile.
2007-09-16 20:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too many short jokes, got old fast
2007-09-16 08:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋