Jesus emailed me and told me to be prepared. Is it true?
2007-09-16 08:17:56 · 18 answers · asked by $mitty Cent 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus Garcia from the East Side?
Cool. I haven't seen him in forever. Tell him I'm buying some beer and chips and to meet me at my house to watch the game when he shows up, ok?
2007-09-16 08:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus said no one knows the day or the hour of His coming so ....NO.Happy Halloween.Maybe it is Jesus (Hayzeus) your gardner coming to mow your lawn 10/31
2007-09-16 15:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How come I haven't received that e-mail ? I never got one. Send yours to all of us, so we can analyze it and decide if it is legit. From all my Bible learnings, it tells all people that God will come like a theif in the night. We will not know what hour He cometh. Don't hold your breath.
2007-09-16 15:28:41 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness that is the date that the flood occurred in Noah's time. The last day of Oct or first of Nov.
So that is a relief does that mean I don't have to make my car payment in Sept?
2007-09-16 15:27:03 · answer #4 · answered by Steven 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Matthew 24:36
No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, or the Son, but only the Father.
2007-09-16 15:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by xfilesfan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A wise person should check the E-mail in question for the possibility of a "Virus".
2007-09-16 15:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by WillRogerswannabe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We can know the "Season" but not the exact time. Jesus does not use e-mail to communicate.
2007-09-16 15:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Halloween seems like an odd day to come, don't you think. LOL. Did he say what his costume would be?
I assume this was a joke post so answered accordingly.
2007-09-16 15:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by Feivel 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, he'd better be in costume. But not as I pirate, I've got dibs on that.
2007-09-16 15:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by Scumspawn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah.
2007-09-16 15:22:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋