English Teacher
A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother
notices that he's got a big smile on his face.
She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"
The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your
father when he gets home."
Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch.
Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear
you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's
head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've
been asking for."
"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My *ss
is killing me."
2007-09-16 08:14:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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poor boy he gave his bumm to save himself from detention . lol .
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cheers and enjoy lol gud day
2007-09-16 08:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Brilliant!
2007-09-16 08:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by irish_glen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I figured out the teacher's sex, but I didn't see the puchline coming. Good one.
2007-09-16 08:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm xox
2007-09-16 08:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ginny Jin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 11:13:46 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to be a bore but I don't find this in the slightest bit funny!
It's distasteful in the worse way!!!
Maybe I'm getting old but that's how I feel.
2007-09-16 08:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by kiriash 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
lol oh lay off guys thats well funny!
2007-09-16 08:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by Big Tom 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was so funny,have a star.
2007-09-16 08:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-09-16 09:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by Arsalan 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol rofl etc
2007-09-16 08:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by Girugamesh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋