A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. The brunette figured its about 20miles from the mainland i think i can swim that, the others encourage her and tell her to send help if she gets there. After swimming half way the brunette realises she cant go any further, gives up and drowns.
After several days the redhead wondering how the other girl got on thinks that she is a better swimmer anyway so sets off to the mainland, after getting 3/4 of the way, exhausted and cold she realises she cant get any further and gives up and drowns.
The blond now on the island for 5 day with no sign of help decides her only option is to swim for help she sets off swimming, with only 1mile to go and the mainland in site she realises she cant go any further and promptly turns back!!
This one made me chuckle
2007-09-16 07:26:38 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! have u heard the one about the tv store?
a blonde goes into a tv store and says "i would like to buy this tv" the seller says "im sry, i dnt sel 2 blondes" so she goes home and dyes her hair brown
the next day she comes in and says "i'd liek to buy this tv" and the seller says "im sry i dnt sel 2 blondes"
so she goes home and dyes her hair red, goes bak the nxt day and says "i'd liek to buy this tv" and once again, the seller says "im sry, i dont sell 2 blondes"
the blonde gets so angry, that she says "i've dyed my hair from blonde to brown to red! how do u know im a blonde?!" and the seller says "because this is a micrwave store"
2007-09-16 07:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by Lauren W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Minor Infraction
These three underage girls (blonde, brunette and redhead) walk into a bar.
A cop walks in and recongizes them and knows they were all underage. As he approached the girls, they all bolted.
They ran into an alley where there were three trash bags. With the cop coming, they quickly hid in the bags. The officer comes looking and kicks the first bag (where the brunette was) and she says "meow" and the officer says "oh it's just a stupid cat".
Then he kicks the next bag (where the redhead girl was) and she says "woof woof" and the officer says "it's only a stupid alley dog".
Then he kicks the last bag (where the blonde is hiding) and she says "potato's potato's."
2007-09-16 07:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by TarasBoutiqueAtEtsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Predictable
2007-09-16 07:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by Stooky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next!
2007-09-16 07:29:13 · answer #4 · answered by beavis b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 11:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its supposed to be:
the blonde sets off swimming and has only 1 mile to go...........she is really tired so she swims back to the island.
anyway...............lol
2007-09-16 07:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-09-16 07:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2016-05-21 01:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh thats funny. Only its not, im blond.
2007-09-16 07:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff!
2007-09-16 07:30:32 · answer #10 · answered by BreezeGirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋