do you know god will be held to account to the FSM for all his mis-doings?
2007-09-16 06:57:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jon M
god was created by FSM, so i doubt that will ever happen.
2007-09-16 07:02:37 · update #1
*giggle*
I had pasta for breakfast! Weird, but true...I was too lazy to actually cook. :) Yummy.
2007-09-16 07:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Ha! Ya know what MY God'll do? Huh?
MY God'll take the devil's giant pitchfork, and STAB the FSM right in the meatball, and twirl the pitchfork around and around and around till he's all wound up in a ball on the end of the big giant pitchfork, then pull it up, up, UP into heaven and eat him.
Then belch and say, "Yummy."
That's what MY God will do. So there.
2007-09-16 13:59:06 · answer #2 · answered by Acorn 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
God will have to answer to a wet noodle. I know He's shaking in his sandals.
Seriously, these FSM deal is juvenile.
2007-09-16 14:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Who is the FSM?
2007-09-16 14:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
God has not done any mis-doings. But you are, just by saying that. I would highly recommend that you stop being like that and start praying to God for help. Read your Bible too.
2007-09-16 14:02:27 · answer #5 · answered by geessewereabove 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Why are Christians the target of these antagonistic posts? I don't care what you say, I have been watching the questions here for quite a long time, and at least over 90% of anti-rligious questions are aimed at Christians. Why is that? If you think that God is a fairy tale and religion is bad, then why don't you include Jews, Muslims, or Hindus in this question? Well, I know one big reason why: Because Institutions of Higher Learning (what a joke!) have systematically attacked Christianity and indoctrinated their minds-full-of-mush students into believing this garbage. Most of you attackers come out of a post-christian cultural situation in which blaming Christiasnity for everything is acceptable and politically correct. In fact, bigotry against Christians (and especially Catholic Christians) is one of the last acceptable prejudices in America. Insult a homosexual or a Muslim, and you've commited a hate crime. Insult a Christian and you're a hero at UC Berkeley. These attacks are better proof than anything else I kinow of that Christanity is the true religion. Why else would the world attack it so hard?
2007-09-16 14:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 8⤋
I usually ignore these questions but this time I will post an answer. Do you people that post these idiotic questions about the Flying Spaghetti Monster realize how childish and moronic it makes you look?
2007-09-16 14:05:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Don't know what FSM is,, BUT the bible does say that at the name of Jesus EVERY knee shall bow, and CONFESS JESUS CHRIST AS LORD.
2007-09-16 14:05:09 · answer #8 · answered by Rev.Michelle 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
what does FSM mean ? and never ever ever judge the lord.
2007-09-16 14:03:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
God will forgive you for saying such a terrible thing if you ask Him to. I will pray for you, but only God can forgive such a thing as that. God loves you.
2007-09-16 14:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by cutiepatutie 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋