A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
2007-09-16 06:46:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic. One of those jokes you just have to learn and pass on to the next person you see. Hope it's not the vicar.
2007-09-16 06:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by Norman W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Worth a star
2007-09-16 06:57:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!! i was expecting a punch line and what i got was a hilarious moral... but answer me this, what if im not hung like a horse? then imma have to by a BMW???
2007-09-16 07:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by thunder monkey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 13:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to tell all my Harley riding friends this joke.
2016-05-21 01:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent one loved it!
thanks for sharing!
2007-09-18 10:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-09-16 06:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by Em x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it you can have a star made me laugh
2007-09-16 07:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a donkey.
2007-09-19 09:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-16 06:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋