IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
2007-09-16 06:27:32 · 13 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At WORK...when you're in the bathroom and drop the soap you pick it up
IN PRISON...well, you get the idea...
2007-09-16 09:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too true to be extremely funny, but worth a star anyway.
2007-09-16 06:31:55 · answer #2 · answered by waia2000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it might be funny
but it is so bloody true
THANK YOU for an informative bit of knowledge
i am off to jail now
i need an easy life
thanks
2007-09-16 06:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its sounds better to go to prison then go to work.
2007-09-16 06:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can relate to several.
2007-09-16 08:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can relate to all of them (lol). Where do you get these from.
2007-09-17 00:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats funny
Star!
2007-09-16 06:30:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no wonder prisons are over-crowded!!! lol
2007-09-16 06:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny hahahahahaha! star
2007-09-16 06:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they say crime doesn't pay. They commit the crime and we pay for it.
2007-09-16 06:36:01 · answer #10 · answered by Tango 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋