Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it?
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no...a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing you?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird
2007-09-16 06:22:58 · 10 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha loved it - you get a star from me!! #14 is funny!! :)
2007-09-16 06:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by hello :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. Here are some other ones that I've actually said: Is it in? It's so cute. It's like one of those party sausages; makes me want to break out the cheese and crackers You're kidding, right? Does it come with a magnifying glass?
2016-05-21 01:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fiancee found them highly amusing, tut
2007-09-16 07:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by Stooky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
ahhh it's just like a p*nis, only smaller!
2007-09-16 11:24:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are real ego put downs LOL
2007-09-16 09:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent more copying to do
2007-09-16 07:32:13 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha star
2007-09-16 08:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'That reminds me, I forgot to tape Flubber'
2007-09-16 08:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what night was it i bumped into you then
i do not remember
it must have been brewers droop
they are hilarious thanks
2007-09-16 06:43:53 · answer #9 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
``cute, can it pick up peanuts?``
2007-09-16 06:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋