On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
2007-09-16 06:09:43 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great golden oldie excellent
2007-09-16 06:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-14 14:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by dorry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 11:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My God, I was laughing at that joke over 40 years ago! still I'll give you a star for your cheek!
2007-09-16 06:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before, it's funny and deserves a star.
2007-09-16 06:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Divine ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-09-16 06:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the cream
it will take some licking to beat that
what a howler
THANK YOU
lmao
2007-09-16 06:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA GREAT one very clear . You get a star from me and from that grandma.
2007-09-16 06:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny
2007-09-16 06:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had this as a txt a while back - like it so much it still on my phone!!
2007-09-16 07:00:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋