A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
2007-09-16 05:34:25 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!! LMAO! And a rose for you for a brilliant joke!
A star for you!
2007-09-16 10:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-09-16 05:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant
2007-09-16 05:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by allen r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahahaahaaa!! Still laughing!! I loved that one!!hahahahahahaa!! Now his ears will be flapping in the wind!!
2007-09-16 10:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha of thats crude, made me spit out my drink laughing.
2007-09-16 05:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2007-09-16 05:45:26 · answer #6 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl, tff, thx for the laugh ...star!
2007-09-16 06:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one there Jim.....
PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING!!!!
2007-09-16 14:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl lol
2007-09-16 06:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha bet he's all ears now!!
:-)))
2007-09-16 07:04:45 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋