One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
2007-09-16 05:16:19 · 4 answers · asked by pinkdaisy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxx
2007-09-16 05:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Aviana L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!
2007-09-16 12:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u so got that from comedycentral.com...
nevertheless, great. =)
2007-09-16 12:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Derpyderp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, star for you:)
2007-09-16 12:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋