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2007-09-16 03:47:27 · 4 answers · asked by I ♥ Music 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is one of my fav jokes
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he
dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "
Hello ? "
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
" Yes ," whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, " No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mommy there?" " Yes ."
"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a
helicopter ."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME ."
2007-09-20 03:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by ~brandy~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day...
While they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him
out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, she said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news." The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the
person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
right after you saved him... I am so sorry,... but he's dead."
Edna replied... "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
"How soon can I go home?"
2007-09-16 23:45:14 · answer #2 · answered by EZMZ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Men are always whining about how women are suffocating them. Personally, I think if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow! :-)
2007-09-16 11:03:09 · answer #3 · answered by Paul L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Liberals, and conspiracy theories that have no basis, or reality to them.
2007-09-16 10:55:43 · answer #4 · answered by xenypoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋