A womans work is never done?

Question

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed :-

"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home ..... picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw money to pay the electricity and telephone bills.

He drove to the electricity company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. By then it was already 1:00 pm, so he hurried to make the beds, do
the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

He rushed to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home which he had to sort out in a gentle 'motherly' fashion. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and was
able to watch a bit of TV while he did the ironing. By then it was 4:30 pm, so he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads. He prepared the chops and fresh vegetables and got everything ready in time for an early dinner.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 pm he was exhausted and although his chores weren't finished for the day, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaining. The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said :-

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, O please, let us trade back!" The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait 9 months though, because you got pregnant last night!!!"

Answer 1

Yes the sweetest revenge for woman kind....lol.

Answer 2

Very good joke but I think you made it look like women have to do all that in one day.

You only have to pay the bills once a month, go get groceries once a week, may not have pets nor children (probaly will though) but if you had children they could take a bath thereself. I just don't like how your putting down men. Men and women are equally alike. Although you may be putting this joke because most men actulley complain.

Answer 3

ok listen first of all woman likes man that well i like man that ask me that take the time to go ask me out with a romanticism a little foreplay i mean what happen to gentlements from the old days were men picked flowers for there love ones and when they ask them out they said a something"What would it take for me to take this beautiful lady out on a date" what happen to does types of men

Answer 4

lol man that is hilarious. Next time someone complains ? They are getting a copy of this

Answer 5

Ohhhh i hope it's a long,long, painful labour, hehehe

Have a star

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Answer 6

Excellent. A star for you

Answer 7

Star 4 u.
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."
- Rhonda Hansome

Answer 8

Wow!!! I have often wished for this trade for me and my husband!! Too bad that wish hasn't ever come true.
Great joke!!

Answer 9

Well that's life, hope the pregnancy and birth goes well.

love it, one to be circulated. LOL LOL LOL

A star for you, **********, I would give ten, but their won't allow it, so here's ten small ones as well.

Answer 10

Good one. That deserves a star.