The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress.
After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
or abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor.
He then began to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sex with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place."
2007-09-16 02:06:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!!! MY SIDES HURT!!! This one was very funny!! I couldn't stop laughing!!! I needed a laugh after the day I have had!!!! Stars for you!!!
2007-09-16 08:59:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
Reminds me of the doctor who visited a ravenous blonde at home. Naturally on seeing her he told her to strip which she did to reveal the most sensational body. Spotting the bulge that suddenly appeared in his trousers she slipped on her housecoat and said:
"I bet you would like a hand job. wouldn't you?"
"Wow, how right you are." He gasped "That's just what I need,"
"OK." She replied huskily. "I'll be in the kitchen when you've finished!"
2007-09-16 02:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic. Best joke I heard in ages. Star for you.
2007-09-16 06:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! 10 out of 10
2007-09-16 02:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2016-05-21 00:01:37 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie
2007-09-16 02:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by The prophet of DOOM 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha, Ha, Ha, that was a good one. Have a star.
2007-09-16 05:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha heard it before but it still gave me a laugh,,,well worth a star
2007-09-16 02:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
10/10 lol
2007-09-16 02:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2007-09-16 02:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋