She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
and then gave it his all;
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
"Thanks,"
and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained,
"The egg timer's broken."
2007-09-16 00:57:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.lol.lol.
that was soooooooooo funny.
so,how long does it take to boil an egg then?.
and was it soft or hard boiled?.
thanks for sharing
2007-09-16 01:04:54 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That's really funny. Poor guy. Its still hilarious. Star for you!
2007-09-16 04:54:07 · answer #2 · answered by iamkillerqueen09 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one
2007-09-16 02:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by henridog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-16 01:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Runs like clockwork =)
2007-09-16 01:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent Jabelite.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!!
2007-09-16 01:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats so good, made me split my scar open but never mind it was worth it!
2007-09-16 01:03:26 · answer #7 · answered by Stitch 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was a funny joke. lol
2007-09-16 02:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaahaha ha thats so awesome!
2007-09-16 06:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by diggerml 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
brilliant
2007-09-16 02:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋