are in the menstral cycle.....When a woman ovulates she prefers men with rugged masculine features,,When she menstruates she prefers men with smart and clean shaven,,,And when she has PMT she prefers men to be doused in petrol set alight with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his back side......
star if you like it
2007-09-15 23:02:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess where you are from they refer to PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome) as PMT (Premenstrual Tension - which might even be a more adequate description for the kindhearted sweethearts in your neck of the woods), but believe me, here in California we desperately NEED the "S" in the PMS (a.k.a. Pretty Much Satanic) or else our unsuspecting $h!t is unceremoniously roasted in the fires of hell and promptly fed to our creeks.
P.S. In solidarity with my fellow [monthly] male combat veterans, all over the globe, I starred your "question". Though, I'm sure you still think this is all a cute lil' JOKE, don't you?
2007-09-16 01:40:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hum mm thought that was funny hu! pmt you should try it it ain't funny. all men should have it at least five times then they'd under stand.
2007-09-16 07:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by "!" 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg i've been suffering from that 24/7 then for years, pmsl
Have a star
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2007-09-16 07:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe it's true maybe not.
never bothered to take notice.
yes i am a woman, and i'll try to notice these behaviours from now.
lol
a star for you.
2007-09-16 08:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hiya x youve got your star xx spot on happy murcia x
2007-09-16 07:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by orac 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will let you know as soon as i get the tire marks off my back and the scissors out of my BUM!
2007-09-16 06:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by thunderson 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-09-16 06:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by erika h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
youre a naughty hippy pmsl
2007-09-16 06:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol an old one but a good one!!!!
2007-09-16 09:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Claire - Hates Bigotry 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting to know your feminine side more- are we?
2007-09-16 06:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by angler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋